Todd like everybody else had a dream. His dream was to become a Brazilian figure skater. But unfortunately for Todd, he wasn’t Brazilian and couldn’t ice skate worth crap. That and the ice would always melt in the Tropical heat. So his fantasy of wearing sequined tights every day was shattered and he had to follow a different path in life.

Growing up, Todd always knew he was special. Not wear a helmet and ride the short bus special, but close. He was just a little different. You see Todd liked to doodle. So doodle he did all through school, often getting detention for drawing in class. But he still somehow managed to graduate despite being voted “most likely to become a lunchlady.”

But instead of going to art school, (which is obvious) Todd joined the flea circus. Just kidding, he went to business school and got a stupid degree in accounting that he has never used. From there Todd bounced around for awhile doing odd jobs waiting for his calling. He was a lumberjack, a stripper, a midget wrestler, a prison guard, a guinea pig trainer, a port-a-potty interior designer, a pimp, and a Bigfoot tracker. But nothing seemed to keep his interest long enough to turn into a career.

But that all changed one day after Todd put a quarter in a fortune teller machine at his local laundrymat. The mechanical genie told Todd that he was meant for something bigger in life and to look for a sign. And just when Todd stepped outside he saw the golden arches of McDonald’s. Could this be the sign the genie was talking about Todd thought to himself? So Todd walked inside and ordered a gluten free Happy Meal. And that’s when Todd knew Zoltar was right. There at the bottom of the box was a tiny coloring book and some crayons. That’s it! Todd was meant to doodle.